an iraqi blogger.

i never thought i'd see the day when i missed anyone's mustache, but an older coworker suddenly shaved his off a couple days ago and it's hard to look him in the eye anymore. he might has well have gotten a nose job and braces, his whole face looks so completely different.
(i think all of us are a bit sad for his missing mustache. but no one says anything...)

mustache man tom selleck
(i've always gotten burt reynolds and tom selleck confused. well actually, burt reynolds is always burt reynolds but sometimes tom selleck is burt reynolds)

speaking of soccer, dude, i'm crippled. (it's even worse today)
lifting one of my legs into the car this morning (yes. sadly, i had to literally pick it up with my hands), I realized that limbs actually weigh a lot. i guess it's just one of those things you don't notice til it hurts to do..

and speaking of crazy vehicles, i just saw the most ghetto batmobile on my way to lunch. i think they just nailed a bunch of two-by-fours to a thirty year old buick -- it was humongous -- and spraypainted the whole thing black.
they were driving that thing around like it was a normal car too...
ghe-tto.
(way ghettoer than my late ghettomobile, i promise you fro)