oh yeah the steak thing. it's supposed to help black eyes right?

hm, i hear there's thick smoke coming out of our building and lots of firemen... wonder why we're all still here. we always get evacuated for drills...

my left kneecap is still plum purple.

i do like. :)

one of my coworkers is a russian woman. her english is usually pretty good, but i just heard her pick up the phone and say, '...may i hold you?'
that's pretty cute.